Under Black Carpets, kickstart a bank heist.

This looks really cool and has only five days to raise a bunch of money! Come on people, I know you want to kickstart a bank heist.

nendoheartbell:

suzushinayuriko:

Fun fact: This was drawn by Madoka’s voice actor.

Fun Fact: This was drawn by Madoka and Homura’s English voice actors.

Muscular Kyubey makes a shocking return!

nendoheartbell:

suzushinayuriko:

Fun fact: This was drawn by Madoka’s voice actor.

Fun Fact: This was drawn by Madoka and Homura’s English voice actors.

Muscular Kyubey makes a shocking return!

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» HUGPUNX (a hot new game by merritt kopas)

weirdoqueer:

play this, listen to the music, feel better

check out her site!!

This is a game about hugging and running around and cats and bikes and flowers and sometimes you hug multiple people at the same time and that made me happy.

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familytumblweed:

With all those characters gone, I’ve decided what I’m rooting for next in GoT: Petyr Baelish, King of the Ashes. He just does that shit eating grin on top of a pile of corpses, roll credits.

First Arya kills him, then roll credits.

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sairobee:

dotiscute:

my god. what have I wrought? [original tweet]

(game of thrones spoilers)

Guys, I am genuinely sorry about this. But this is the most hilarious thing I’ve ever seen.

(via nextian)

I made this like months ago and then it sat around on my desktop doing nothing. Since it still cracks me up after all this time, maybe it’s worth posting.

Archive11: M, that shark gif you posted on tumblr is too cut I cannot even handle it. I’m at work, watching it over and over. Posting it was irresponsible.

Ehmforce: I couldn’t help it! I saw it, and it sucked me in with its cuteness. The only way I could free myself was reblogging it! Maybe that’ll work for you?

A: But I can’t do that cause I’m at work! I’m doomed!

E: Oh no! Well, in the case, it was nice knowing you. I’ll say good things at your funeral and show everyone the gif that killed you.

A: That way it’ll kill everyone else! Good plan. I’ve always wanted to take everyone else down with me. Also I think that’ll make them my servants in the afterlife.

E: I’m 99% sure that’s how it works.

(Source: dittoh, via ehmforce)

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

vablatsky:

The things I do for love

It took me a moment to get this and then
NO
NO NOT OKAY O.O

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

vablatsky:

The things I do for love

It took me a moment to get this and then

NO

NO NOT OKAY O.O

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thepensivebrony:

“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”

finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever

In a tragic variation on the interesting number paradox, they will likely find some comfort in this permission.

(Source: theawolbrony, via greenchestnuts)

I may have just achieved enlightenment.

I may have just achieved enlightenment.

(Source: contextfreepatentart)

adactivity:

holy shit did you read the paper this morning?

Hooray!

adactivity:

holy shit did you read the paper this morning?

Hooray!

Sideblog Round Up

I have many sideblogs! Let me tell you about them!

I recently started Sometimes I Do Things as a home for small projects and things I make. Someday it will get a less self deprecating title! Over there you can find a recording I made of some Markov chains, a twine game I made about spiders that live in your bloodstream, and a cleverly hidden link to my terrible portfolio site. Will I keep doing enough things to support this tumblr? Who knows! I’m gonna try.

There is also have ArchEleven, which I use for reference/inspiration/external memory posts! Expect posts there to be poorly tagged, awkwardly formatted, and sometimes make no sense at all! That’s because it’s not for you, it’s for my brain. But I thought I’d share it anyway, in case anyone got any interest out of it.

Music and, Regrettably, Words is my music tumblr! It’s like way better than all my other blogs combined.

Also there’s Always Fuzzy Faced, Sometimes Fuzzy Faced, and Never Fuzzy Faced but they barely count. I have no idea why I still post there.

That is all the sideblogs I have that are available for public consumption at this time.

ehmforce asked: Wait, what's your summer resolution? Doing science projects? Making things you find in gifs on Tumblr? Both?!?

My summer resolution is to follow through on ideas that I have. Even the dumb one. Especially the dumb ones.

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amywinterbreeze:

mishaswhore:

asktheoakenshieldbros:

goquackyourself:

fuckyeah-kasumisty:

can-you-feel-the-gay-tonight:

a-big-guy-named-tiny:

SCIENCE!

science has figured out how to open a portal to hell

  #holy shit #imagine doing this in the middle ages #you could rule a small town through fear  

It’s Cthulhu!!!!!!!!

sand
alcohol or lighter fluid
sugar  
Mix 4 parts powdered sugar with 1 part baking soda. 
Make a mound with the sand. Push a depression into the middle of the sand.
Pour the alcohol or other fuel into the sand to wet it.
Pour the sugar and baking soda mixture into the depression.
Ignite the mound, using a lighter or match.


Oh tumblr, what would we do without you.

REBLOGGING AGAIN FOR THE EXPLANATION

Got a project now.

amywinterbreeze:

mishaswhore:

asktheoakenshieldbros:

goquackyourself:

fuckyeah-kasumisty:

can-you-feel-the-gay-tonight:

a-big-guy-named-tiny:

SCIENCE!

science has figured out how to open a portal to hell

It’s Cthulhu!!!!!!!!

  • sand
  • alcohol or lighter fluid
  • sugar  
  1. Mix 4 parts powdered sugar with 1 part baking soda. 
  2. Make a mound with the sand. Push a depression into the middle of the sand.
  3. Pour the alcohol or other fuel into the sand to wet it.
  4. Pour the sugar and baking soda mixture into the depression.
  5. Ignite the mound, using a lighter or match.

Oh tumblr, what would we do without you.

REBLOGGING AGAIN FOR THE EXPLANATION

Got a project now.

(Source: laissesaigner, via clockworkdevotchka)